i know checking id’s at the airport isn’t the most wildly exciting job. but it is super important because you’re on the frontline of national security. i get that. and i’m thankful for you.
what i’m not thankful for is the need to comment on my id. staring at it for several minutes to reply “you aren’t going to look anything like that in 1o years.” hmrpf. i coyly replied that “if i could leave that i was 105 pounds on my license for ten years, my photo could stay the same and people could figure it out.” goodness.